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URINALYSIS - Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for them???


TAGS: inquiring minds want to know
Rating: 4.12/5

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terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:33 am
if marijuana was legal, then it would be illegal to fire someone for having it in their system. someone would have to have levels high enough to prove they are intoxicated, because having a trace of it in your system doesnt affect safety or work at all.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:32 am
the f***ed up thing about it is that speed and other drugs pass out of the system within 12 hours. marijuana stays in long after the user has sobered up. drug testing is just discrimination against people who choose pot in favour of harder drugs.
terroraustralis - October 26, 2012, 5:31 am
the reason you have to do a urine test to go to work, but welfare recipients dont, is because the government cares more about your privacy and freedom than your employer does. its why the government has a constitution and your employer doesnt.
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Heck, politicians should be drug tested after every vote too! lol
JGalt - September 15, 2012, 10:43 pm
agreed. Many companies have a policy to test for drugs/alcohol with any accident. I'd say make it mandatory for any police shooting or beating/violence...
SethMythrax - September 15, 2012, 10:38 pm
I think any law enforcement officers should be tested regularily because I know of a few cops that are coke heads 7 the last thing I want is a cop that is drugged up aiming a gun at me.....


Have you ever noticed how these three people think they are So intellectual -


TAGS: obama eric holder janet napolitano knowledge of nothing
Rating: 4.53/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 8:03 pm
Haha .. Amen, OTC.
0TC - November 23, 2017, 8:01 pm
Hillary still is!
GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 7:59 pm
That’s right.
ihadone - May 18, 2013, 8:47 pm
I guess Biden makes up for all four of them.
OTC - May 18, 2013, 6:07 pm
Hillary too!


HOLDER AUDITIONS FOR SGT SCHULTZ ROLE - "I know Nussing" - he'd win the part for Sgt Schultz on "Hogan's Heroes".




FAST AND FURIOUS - If Eric Holder is found guilty He'll simply morph back to Howard Sprague




JOE 'BIG MASSA' BIDEN -




SMEAR TACTICS - That's what liberals do when faced with people like this.




FM 7-8 GET TO KNOW IT -


TAGS: fm7 8 get to know it
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - May 1, 2014, 11:57 am

powerful
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OBAMANOMICS EXPLAINED -




LEFTIST LIBERALS HATE COMPARISONS -




YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF DEMOCRAT HIPOCRISY -




AUDREY THOMASON - Obama's Director for Counterterrorism, while attending Harvard, wrote a master thesis suggesting that it would be more humane for a "planned and controlled genocide" rather than the abyss of chaos it is now in




REGANISM 01 -




AMERICA KNOWS BETTER - Best Romney quote of the night!


TAGS: knows better
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 1:14 am
I aspired to be on it! Why should I pay 180 bucks a month for a phone? It's my right and I should have it for free...and guns are my right so I want that for free too...I have my teeth...dental is not free...but it should be!
arnnatz - October 17, 2012, 12:51 am
Are you on welfare? Do you have your own teeth? If so, more than one? No phone for you
KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 12:31 am
YouTube? What's that? There were protests? Gimmie a phone!


WHAT'S MORE DISRESPECTFUL? - The fact that Obama went golfing immediately after laying a wreath at the tomb of the unknown soldier, or the fact that they let him into Arlington Cemetery??




APPARENTLY SPACE IS NOT THE FINAL FRONTIER - Why all the fuss about reading the bill before voting for it? Nancy and Harry have there shills rewrite the bills after they get passed! Yes, its shocking but TRUE!!




HOWARD DEAN MOMENT - and after having passed Obamacare, we'll move on to the Disclose Act and then to take away your 401k plans... YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH




JOB DESCRIPTION - pretty much all you need to know to be a community organizer from ACORN!




HOT AIR BALLOON -




COMBINED ARMS APPROACH TO OVERCOMING ADVERSITY -




Assault weapons are selectable for semi or auto fire -


TAGS: assault weapons civilian weapons vs liberals knowledge
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - August 3, 2013, 8:25 pm
Shh, liberals don't realize that, it means they would have to think for themselves if not for the government
terroraustralis - July 30, 2013, 6:19 pm
the government calls it "thought control"
StoneTools - July 30, 2013, 9:15 am
That's because liberals weld the selector on stupid so that it can never be switched.


'We were dead broke when we left office.' -




PANTS ON THE GROUND OBAMA-LIAR-IN-CHIEF - Israeli Government Accuses Obama Of Lying After White House Said Netanyahu Did Not Request (Chicago fib)


TAGS: obama 2012 election netanyahu i know who i trust
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am
Is that true or did you and 25 other people see it on MSNBC?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 10:06 pm
Still got nothing better to do than make me repeat myself huh? OK: Are you really so obtuse, that you'd believe that Netanyahu would go on the record, stating his intentions to interfere in an American election?
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 10:06 pm
and that's in either of the documents. You stated "is little more than him stating directly that he'd rather have Romney in the White House" that's where the disagreement is. Get your coloring books out and occupy yourself
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 10:04 pm
I couldn't find a single mention of your claim that he would prefer romney in the white house
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:50 pm
If you do decide to read it, and you get stuck on some of the concepts, don't hesitate to ask me for some clarification, I'll be happy to help you out. Mmmmkay, lil buddy?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:48 pm
Here, I dug this up for you arnnatz. It probably doesn't have as many pictures as you're used to, but you should try reading it anyway. It'll help you, in the long term. http://www.phil.pku.edu.cn/cllct/archive/references/Conversation%204.pdf
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:45 pm
Looky, looky, what do we have here? http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/11/us-israel-iran-netanyahu-idUSBRE88A0FO20120911
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:44 pm
Now if I could produce a quote by Netanyahu, where he states his intentions on becoming aggressive towards Iran, then that would take my statement from the realm of opinion, into the realm of fact, wouldn't it?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:41 pm
No, it would remain an opinion, and as such, subject to debate. Same as my opinions. You know, the conventions of logical discourse? Oh right, I forgot, you don't know.
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 9:39 pm
so now I can post a bill o'reilly or hannity opinion and it becomes fact?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:35 pm
Mmmhmmm. I was expressing my opinion, and you asked for a source to support it. Are you really so obtuse, that you'd believe that Netanyahu would go on the record, stating his intentions to interfere in an American election?
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 9:32 pm
notice the first word following the domain name? It's an opinion, not a news article. You complained on previous occasions about people using blogs to justify statements. Explain the difference between a blog and an opinion. mmmmmkay?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:19 pm
If that's not good enough, I'll try to find something from the National Enquirer, but no promises, mmmmkay?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:17 pm
http://www.haaretz.com/opinion/netanyahu-versus-obama.premium-1.464625
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:17 pm
Would an article from Haaretz suffice?
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 9:01 pm
You have some source to back up the drivel about why netanyahu would prefer romney over obama? Or is that another of your rectal extractions
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 8:28 pm
...of foreign policy experience, in order to get American support for an invasion of Iran, without needing the support of the rest of the world. And if he does that, then he's clearly not interested in lasting peace. He's interested in empire building.
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 8:26 pm
... over there is very fragile indeed. For Netanyahu to try to lobby against Obama's re-election, is little more than him stating directly that he'd rather have Romney in the White House. Because he feels as though he can exploit Romney's utter lack...
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 8:25 pm
That's the point fox. The US is committed to protecting Israel, and I support those efforts, and so does the government of Canada. What I don't support, are these overtures of Israeli aggression. How would that help the peace process? The situation...
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 8:09 pm
The president is playing political games. We can't afford to do that, not now, and not for the great Obamassiah. We need to put politics aside. This is a very dangerous thing that is about to happen. Iraq and Afghanistan will be nothing compared to this
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 8:06 pm
crankyhead, I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of what is happening here. If someone has made it known that for years that they wanted to kill you and your family, the time to protect your children isn't after they've been murdered.
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 7:46 pm
Netan-yahoo knows that Obama won't support Isreali aggression into Iran, but that Romney will. It's a pity some people on this website are so gullible.
ihadone - September 12, 2012, 4:50 pm
Soon it will be Islam against whatever is left
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 4:30 pm
"Our list of allies is growing thin." What's-his-name, the Elf guy in Lord of the Rings who is the dad of that cute elf chick who turns out to be Steven Tyler's daughter...


FORE-WARD - 100 more rounds of golf!


TAGS: g o t u s america knows better
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - May 9, 2013, 12:24 am
just saw a story- more time was spent golfing than working on the economy according to a watchdog group looking at the WH calendar.... was there ever any doubt?


THE UNKNOWN COMMIE - too bad it's not the Gong Show!




Evolution -




WHEN YOU ADD UP ALL OF THE THINGS OBAMA CLAIMS THAT HE DID NOT KNOW ABOUT, ONE HAS TO ASK, DOES HE EVEN KNOW THAT HE IS THE PRESIDENT? -


TAGS: i know nothing
Rating: 4.69/5

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Reality Lord - July 9, 2013, 4:02 pm

am i the only one around here that applauded clint eastwoods "empty chair" speech. this pretty much summs up what clint was saying.


" ONLY OBAMA WOULD TOAST AN IRISH PM WITH A GLASS OF WATER " - IRISH HERITAGE INDEED !




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION XII -




OBAMALAND: AMERICAN MULES MUST EAT CERTIFIED WEED-FREE HAY. - Australian company wanted to bring revenue & jobs by developing a tungsten mine. The drill sites must be cleared using hand tools,The drilling equipment and fuel, must be transported to the site by a team of pack mules.




OBAMA LIED AGAIN - The Postal Service is efficient, and does not use any tax dollars to operate.




DEMOCRATS WHO DON'T KNOW HISTORY -




Obama makes empty threats -


TAGS: obama has long known about veteran administration problem
Rating: 4.2/5

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OTC - May 30, 2014, 8:53 pm
Lol
EmmaRoydes - May 30, 2014, 8:23 pm
ooooo, vicky, welcome back for the little time that you will have available here again
OTC - May 30, 2014, 8:54 am
Just like Holder investigating the justice department
JGalt - May 29, 2014, 11:35 pm
Nobody is more..... than me.. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/obama-speeches_n_5412892.html
EmmaRoydes - May 29, 2014, 3:54 pm
Nice! The obama administration is going to investigate the obama administration. Sounds legit!


" WIENERGATE " - Weiner: “Maybe It Will Turn Out That This Is The Point Of al-Qaeda’s Sword”




PINOCCHIO - Would not have a long career as a Democrat or a Rino.




BIG SPENDER BEN - Knows his job above all is to get Obama re-elected more than to bring the U.S. to fiscal soundness. Ben knows where his bread gets buttered!




MASS. CAPE WIND PROJECT - "A $2 billion project that depends on significant taxpayer subsidies while potentially doubling power costs for the region." Congressman Bill Delahunt (D-MA) Let's here it for wind power.




LEGALISE POT - lets face it, if pot was legal he'd still be smoking it, and destroying his health instead of destroying the country


TAGS: you know its true legalise
Rating: 3.91/5

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terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:57 am
at this point the only difference between the democrats and the republicans, is the democrats are honest about wanting to regulate and take away freedoms and justice. the republicans do it in secret, chanting "AMMURIKA!" as they desecrate the constitution
terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:55 am
its like obama hosting a KKK rally in his hometown, it makes no sense. the republicans should've been opposed to the NDAA but they werent. and that, plus the patriot act, is why i dont trust them, or want them in control.
terroraustralis - September 29, 2012, 3:53 am
yes, but they are typically the party that is expected to be pushing for regulation and control. the republicans get elected for the sole purpose of reducing government interference, whether that is taxes or regulation, and too many of them supported NDAA
arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 8:28 am
so did the democrats in the senate
terroraustralis - September 28, 2012, 3:18 am
im kinda a liberal, and i dont back him. my ideas are closer to libertarian but the republican party flat out doesnt give a **** about rights or freedom anymore. obama signed the NDAA, but the republicans LET IT HAPPEN.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:54 am
Look, Obama hasn't been perfect, granted. However, Bin Laden is dead, and General Motors isn't. So there's always that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:49 am

And you liberals back this Guy?
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:56 pm
also, california might not be bankrupt if they went through with their plan to legalise and tax pot, and there would be no mexican drug war without it. and the southern border would be alot more secure, and need alot less policing.
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:53 pm
this technically means the obama presidency is reagan's fault. the unforseen consequences can be far worse than what you tried to prevent. anti-pot laws are unconstitutional. constitution knows best.


We Know -


TAGS: we know
Rating: 3.89/5

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THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES - Doesn't he realize he's freaking nekkid?




REMEMBER WHEN... - This Was Called Sane Political Discourse?


TAGS: bush in the crosshairs liberals suck and they know it
Rating: 3.47/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 2:50 am
..I regret this one.. Was angry at Dubya.. Should never advocate harm against a President.. Glad the secret service never came a knocking.. Wasn't sober the night I did this one..d*mn.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:37 pm
Semms the Denver shooter was a Tea Party member... DOH
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:36 pm
Perhaps you have links...
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:32 pm
Hey remember Jerry Blanchard, or Ray Geisel? What about Tharin Gartrell and Shawn Adolf, you remember those two idiots? What about Paul Schlesselman and Daniel Cowart, you remember those two rightwing nut jobs? No? Still just two stepping, Groucho?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:29 pm
Hey remember when that right wing nut job sh** off a couple of rounds at the whitehouse last year, and Fox News tried to call him the "Occupy Shooter" but it just turns out that he's some right wing psycho? Those were the days huh?
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:26 pm
Make that twits
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:26 pm
More of your s****** the koolaid twist...
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:25 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/multiple-twitter-users-threaten-to-assassinate-mitt-romney-shoot-him-dead/
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
It's you're leftist buddies... You really have your head up your a** don't you?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Any more questions?
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Because it's stupid and pointless and you probably downloaded that ph**o from Breitbart or some other idiotic, right-wing site.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:22 pm
Gosh crank never commented on my poster... I wonder why?


JARED LEE LOUGHNER - While Liberals slowly erase history and rewrite this to paint Jared as a conservative, they miss the real point, that this is not about politics, its about mental illness.




REWARD CHILDREN - for their good efforts




JOHN WAYNE GACY - Chicago Democrat Hero




WAS HE A RIGHT WING OR LEFT WING GUNMAN? - Does it matter? He is a P.O.S.! Why waste time examining the P.O.S.? Just flush the toilet!




PICTURE DAY -




DOOMSDAY PREDICTION - WTF- Just how DID the Mayans KNOW???




A STONE FIGURE REMAINS SILENT - Is Obama on vacation or does he need more polling data before he speaks out about the situation in Egypt?




REACTION TO KORAN BURNING - Gee now you know how every Christian feels when you use the pages of the Bible as toilet paper or fire fodder!




IT WAS HIS FIRST DAY ROBBING A STORE -




DREAM ACT: FAIL - Just in: Dream Act Fails Round One in the Senate. Where will Harry stick it next?




QUOTES -




COGNITIVE DISSONANCE -


TAGS: you know who you are
Rating: 2.33/5

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crankyhead - January 28, 2013, 2:36 pm
There's no way in hell that anyone who's ever met a 4am reveille, acts in a manner that's so disrespectful towards their own image, and sense of responsibility. You're a fraud, plain and simple.
crankyhead - January 28, 2013, 2:32 pm
I don't live in my mother's basement fox. Thanks for all the countless false accusations, kid. Quite the life you're eking out for yourself there. You really should be a little more thorough in creating and maintaining your online back stories. F'real
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 28, 2013, 1:36 pm

Jesus Fox, You've gone back to arguing like a 7 year old. Have some self respect man.
foxrecon19d - January 28, 2013, 9:34 am
crankyhead-, "There he sits in his underwear, starting arguements that no one cares, while his mommy wishes he'd move out of her basement!" Second verse, same as the first!
foxrecon19d - January 28, 2013, 9:33 am
crankyhead- "Heeeeeee...never held a girl friend's hand, unless you're counting his own hand, while his mommy wishes he'd move out of her basement!"
crankyhead - January 27, 2013, 12:15 pm
I'm not in this ph**ograph fox.
crankyhead - January 27, 2013, 12:15 pm
So... you can't define which group I'm fallaciously misrepresenting? Thank you for proving that you use terms you don't understand, because you heard one of the smart people use the term, and thought that you could be smart too, by simply faking it.
foxrecon19d - January 27, 2013, 7:59 am
BTW, crankyhead, the reason why the cop chose YOU to spray is because, unlike your fellow protestors against a police state, you were looking up.
foxrecon19d - January 27, 2013, 7:55 am
HA The same fool who begs and pleads and whines for people to "have a conversation" a "discussion" and now an "arguement" is whimpering about "grossly over-matched. Poor baby! Name one person who said the ph**o was awesome.
terroraustralis - January 27, 2013, 2:31 am
"i dont like tyrannical governments, but police brutality against hippies is hilarious!" - someone who doesnt understand tyranny
crankyhead - January 26, 2013, 9:03 pm
P.S. When Papa corrects you, it doesn't necessarily mean he's sticking up for me. Nor do I need him to defend me in an argument with you. You've yet to realize how grossly over-matched you are, which suits me just fine.
crankyhead - January 26, 2013, 8:58 pm
If it's a classic example of a strawman argument, then you'll have no difficulty at all pointing out which group of people I'm misrepresenting in this poster, will you?
foxrecon19d - January 26, 2013, 7:49 pm
Uh, that would be a classic example of an idiot using a strawman. Look, PF. You are okay. You have a good heart and I don't have anything against you. Word of advice, cranks is not the kind of loon you want to be sticking up for. He's "special"...
crankyhead - January 26, 2013, 7:35 pm
Seriously, learn what terms mean, fox.
PapaFox - January 26, 2013, 6:53 pm
Uh, that would not be an example of a strawman.
foxrecon19d - January 26, 2013, 6:40 pm
Yaaaaaaawwwwwnnn... Strawman. Next!!!


MITT ROMNEY THINK YOU'RE SMALL MINDED -




Bruce Bartlett -




thank you -




Going full SGT Schultz -




Terror attack with truck and knife -




now I know... -


TAGS: now know
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 27, 2016, 12:36 pm
Funny as hell - worth a vote


RESPECT -




Intergovernmental panel on climate change (IPCC) -




President's Day Trivia -


TAGS: president day betcha didn t know
Rating: 3.67/5

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PeteofSanJose - February 18, 2015, 3:18 am
Also Obozo. He'll tell you, it's all Bush's fault.


Nathan Bedford Forrest -




A.I. -




Marco Robio -




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